A Case For Owner Surrender

What do you get when you combine this -

And a very hyper version of this?

Well you get this, of course -

That would be my carpet. After the "Andy meets a glass of red wine" incident. Don't you love the contrast between the whiteness of the table salt and the varying shades of red? Some people might suggest that this is a good reason not to drink. I however view this situation as a very good reason NEVER TO ADOPT A KITTEN.

Let's move on to more pleasant subjects, shall we? Such as FANTASTIC PRIZE # 4!

This is the Leisure Arts booklet "Afghans By The Pound." With 11 lovely patterns for you to create. To assist in the creating, I'm also including 3 skeins of Simply Soft "Plum Wine." Total retail value of this fabulous prize is ... umm, I dunno. BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. Yeah, that's it, billions.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some table salt to vacuum.