Honestly
It is 12:30 on a Friday night and as God is my witness, I have no yarn. Not a single solitary skein. No wool. No cotton. Not even any dreaded ickrylic. There is absolutely no yarn in this apartment or in any of my five Rubbermaid containers. I don't know where it's all gone.
Nothing
Zip
Nada
Not one ball of yarn that I actually want to knit with.
Crap.
posted by April @ 12:30 AM
5 Comments:
At 7:43 AM,
Anonymous said…
It's now 7:42(your time) on Saturday morning; maybe something will jump out at you today.
At 7:45 AM,
Anonymous said…
You scared me there for a minute. Your knitting mojo was having a little snooze. I bet with daylight you will find it again.
At 9:36 AM,
Alwen said…
Don't knit, then. Get a book with no redeeming social value whatsoever and a bag of snack food and read right in front of those bins. That'll show that yarn.
At 3:42 PM,
Sheepish Annie said…
OMG! I feel a little bit sick to my stomach hearing that. Please tell me that you have corrected this situation as of today. I don't think I could bear it if this went on...
At 9:27 AM,
sheep#100 said…
ROFLMAO!!!
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