I Mean ... Really ...
There I was, sitting in my car at a red light, peacefully minding my own business. I may have been singing along with the radio. It's possible. Up walks a gentleman pushing all his worldly goods in a shopping cart.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" he screams.
"Excuse me?" I reply, ever the polite Canadian.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"
"Um, nothing," I answer, frantically rolling up my window.
At which point he SPIT ALL OVER MY WINDOW.
Now I don't know about America, but in Canada that behaviour would be frowned upon. I'm just saying. But if I was still in Canada, it's unlikely I would have rolled down the window as I drove off and screamed back ...
"I GIVE MONEY TO HOMELESS PEOPLE, YOU STUPID FUCK!"